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	<description>adventures of a midwest boy in southern california</description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2008 07:26:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In preparation for my trip home, it&#8217;s nice to see that it actually getting cold here.  Of course, cold is a relative term, but I feel that I&#8217;ve lost my sense of relativity or something like that.  It&#8217;s about as cold as it will ever really get here, and looks like it will [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In preparation for my trip home, it&#8217;s nice to see that it actually getting cold here.  Of course, cold is a relative term, but I feel that I&#8217;ve lost my sense of relativity or something like that.  It&#8217;s about as cold as it will ever really get here, and looks like it will rain for the next few days.  Crap, I just started talking about the weather.  I&#8217;ve still got some South Dakota in me <img src='http://ethanjohn.org/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Anyway, despite the certainty that I will freeze my ass off at home, I&#8217;m looking forward to it.  The bad news is that I&#8217;ll probably be bringing my work computer, not my personal one.  This means that actual work will be done.  It&#8217;s ok though, I&#8217;m pretty excited about the project I&#8217;ll be working on, and I&#8217;m one vacation day short anyway.  I think I can squeeze a day or two of work in there somewhere.</p>
<p>Completely separate train of thought:  Looking back at some of my posts I ran through some quick numbers on saving money riding a motorcycle to work vs a car.  As you may or may not recall, I was slightly disappointed in the amount of money I would be saving.  I have an amendment to that post however.  I stop at starbucks ~85% of working days and get some crack, er, coffee.  Turns out that crap is spendy and I spend somewhere in the range of $100/month on it.  So considering I have virtually no self control, and there are 4 within easy reach on the way to work, riding a motorcycle (or some self control) would actually save another hundred bucks a month.  That is ridiculous.</p>
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		<title>My mom will love the first part and hate the second</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 07:48:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After years of what some would call a struggle, but I would call an enjoyable experience, I have somehow managed to stop picking/chewing my fingernails.  I have no idea what triggered it, but I quite literally stopped cold turkey.  My fingernails are now as long as they have probably ever been, and I&#8217;m [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After years of what some would call a struggle, but I would call an enjoyable experience, I have somehow managed to stop picking/chewing my fingernails.  I have no idea what triggered it, but I quite literally stopped cold turkey.  My fingernails are now as long as they have probably ever been, and I&#8217;m discovering that I have no idea how to properly clip them.  Seems really freakin&#8217; crazy, but here I am, 27, and I&#8217;ve never had to clip my fingernails (except with my teeth).  </p>
<p>I&#8217;m sure everyone is really excited about my fingernails, it really just makes for good reading.</p>
<p>The autoshow in LA is this weekend, and much like last year, I&#8217;ll probably head up there by myself.  On Sunday, however, a co-worker and I are going to rent off-road motorcycles and wander out into the desert with a few other co-workers.  I&#8217;ve never been on an off-road motorcycle but considering I&#8217;m a 27 year old single male, it really seems like something that I should have done in my life by now.  </p>
<p>So here is my chance.  I&#8217;m giving myself about a 5% chance of serious injury.  10% chance of coming away from the thing with a newly purchased ruined rental bike, and about 50% chance that I&#8217;ll just go really slow.  The other 35% is reserved for doing backflips and wheelies, which I assume is a skill learned the minute I sit down on the thing.  </p>
<p>Oh, last weekend in New York was amazing, thanks in large part, to an old friend (Roxie) and a new one (Michelle).  I&#8217;m going to need a few more trips the the east coast in my near future.  On the subject of trips, family is going to be here for Thanksgiving and I just bought plane tickets home and to Chicago for Christmas and New Years.  I was hoping for something a little more exotic (I believe Peru and Hawaii were mentioned) but I gave up on that when I realized that if I didn&#8217;t buy tickets somewhere soon, they would be getting ridiculously expensive ridiculously quickly.  Sorry sis; I know you wanted more <img src='http://ethanjohn.org/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>I&#8217;ll try for a few pictures from my motorcycling adventure this weekend, hopefully they are of fun smiling faces and not carnage&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Long time no see</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 04:57:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, it has been quite some time since my last update.  I don&#8217;t really think that anything really ground breaking has happened since this summer.  Except that for the most part, summer doesn&#8217;t end around here.
Hmmm, other news: I literally couldn&#8217;t talk last week because I had such a sore throat.  Oh, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yes, it has been quite some time since my last update.  I don&#8217;t really think that anything really ground breaking has happened since this summer.  Except that for the most part, summer doesn&#8217;t end around here.<br />
Hmmm, other news: I literally couldn&#8217;t talk last week because I had such a sore throat.  Oh, and I finally got a BlackBerry, good stuff (same number though).  Next week is a trip to New York with my sister.  Can&#8217;t wait to see Conan and the Daily Show, plus I&#8217;ve never been to NYC, so I&#8217;m sure there will be a lot of touristy stuff to do.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll try to update more often, I swear.</p>
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		<title>but i drive a honda</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 03:12:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gas is outrageous, today I filled up and it was over $70!  I couldn&#8217;t believe it.
I did a quick cell phone calculation of my mileage, and I&#8217;m getting about 18.5 miles/gallon.  Seems a little low, but considering the way I drive, is probably correct.  So it got me thinking, how much am [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gas is outrageous, today I filled up and it was over $70!  I couldn&#8217;t believe it.</p>
<p>I did a quick cell phone calculation of my mileage, and I&#8217;m getting about 18.5 miles/gallon.  Seems a little low, but considering the way I drive, is probably correct.  So it got me thinking, how much am I spending a month on gas?  According to google, I drive 18.4 miles a day to and from work.  I&#8217;ll average that out to 20; sometimes I&#8217;ll go to target after work or out to lunch.  On the weekends I have no idea how much I drive, sometimes I&#8217;m all over the place, other times I&#8217;m all over the couch, so I&#8217;ll just keep it constant and say I drive 140 miles a week&#8230;150 to make the math easier <img src='http://ethanjohn.org/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>At 150 miles a week and 4 weeks a month, it comes to 600 miles.  Take my average of 20 miles/gallon if I ease off a bit and we get 30 gallons a month (I fill up my 15.something gallon tank about once every two weeks, so these numbers seem correct.)</p>
<p>Ok, lets get the allmighty dollar involved here.  I just paid $4.50/gallon, so that comes out to &#8230;.$135/month.  That is actually less then I was thinking, but I&#8217;ll go on with my analysis&#8230;what if I start driving a motorcycle that gets 40 miles/gallon?</p>
<p>It&#8217;s pretty easy to see that that will cut my bill in half (600miles/40miles/gallon = 15gallons).  Now I would be paying $67.5/month.  What I was really hoping to do here was prove to myself that buying a motorcycle would save me lots of money.  Turns out it will save a lot of money in gas, but it will still take me 60 months to recover that initial cost.  Yikes!</p>
<p>But what about maintenance you say?  Well, I don&#8217;t have any numbers for that, so I&#8217;m going to do what I do best.  Ignore it, much like I do the check engine light that is always on.  Besides, the benefit from that is probably outweighed by the fact that I won&#8217;t drive the motorcycle to work every day.</p>
<p>The fact of the matter is, I don&#8217;t really want a motorcycle for the gas savings, I want it because my car is boring to drive.  Ideally, I&#8217;d probably just get a fun to drive car, but lets just say the math on that would put me deep in the red.  At least the motorcycles are reasonably priced!</p>
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		<title>am i boring, or is it my life?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 06:51:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In an attempt to spice things up, I&#8217;ve started looking at bikes again.  I&#8217;ve had my eye on a Triumph Speed Four for some time now, but they can be somewhat hard to come by.  
They were only available in the US for five years (02-06) and I don&#8217;t really think the distribution [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In an attempt to spice things up, I&#8217;ve started looking at bikes again.  I&#8217;ve had my eye on a Triumph Speed Four for some time now, but they can be somewhat hard to come by.  </p>
<p>They were only available in the US for five years (02-06) and I don&#8217;t really think the distribution was all that widespread.  Bike hunting should provide to be an ample distraction/hobby for the next few weeks.  </p>
<p>I&#8217;ve got a lead on one that might coming on the market soon.  Nothing certain though.  If I can&#8217;t get my hands on the S4, I&#8217;ve also been looking at Ducati Monsters.  I&#8217;m being patient and trying to find what I want without impulse buying something.  I&#8217;ve been without moto-transport for some time now though, so I don&#8217;t have any need to have something immediately&#8230; I imagine I&#8217;ll even be a little shaky the first few times back in the saddle.</p>
<p><img src="http://ethanjohn.org/photos/2003-Triumph-SpeedFoura-small.jpg" alt="Triumph Speed Four" /></p>
<p>Yes, I know its green.  As anyone who has known me for a while can no doubt point out, I have a history of oddly colored vehicles.  At least with the bike, making me more visible is a good thing.</p>
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		<title>Happy Mothers Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 00:10:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have a mothers day gift sitting here on my desk, it just so happens to require some assembly of sorts.  I think it will work pretty well once its up and running, but I suppose only time will tell.  It may not be working until the next time I go home  [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have a mothers day gift sitting here on my desk, it just so happens to require some assembly of sorts.  I think it will work pretty well once its up and running, but I suppose only time will tell.  It may not be working until the next time I go home <img src='http://ethanjohn.org/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>On a similar note, I&#8217;ve been doing some thinking about making a family site again.  I found some cool ideas, and think that I can get a site up and running with a blog, a calendar, some pictures and maybe a history page&#8230;I&#8217;m not quite sold on the last one yet.  Oh, and of course it would be cool to have a bunch of profiles and stuff.  </p>
<p>Quite ambitious of me, I know&#8230;.It will probably just end up being a wordpress blog, such as the one you are reading now (and whats wrong with that?), but I&#8217;ve got high hopes of using <a href="http://drupal.org">drupal</a> or <a href="http://www.xoops.org">xoops</a>.  I don&#8217;t know what they are either, thats how far I&#8217;ve gotten!</p>
<p>Oh, so its been a year since I moved to California.  Holy crap!</p>
<p>I had a good one year review at my job, and everything is going well on that front.  I want to make a trip to Iowa, South Dakota or maybe the Twin Cities soon, or at least sometime this summer, and I&#8217;m trying to keep an eye out for a good flight.  All I&#8217;m trying to say is don&#8217;t be surprised if I show up late one Thursday evening expecting to sleep on a couch somewhere.</p>
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		<title>old school</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 06:40:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It seems like every time I play Wii I get some sort of nostalgic feeling.  I had been playing the new Zelda game and beat it last week, but I have never played any other Zelda games, so I&#8217;m not sure why I kept thinking about back in the day.  Maybe it&#8217;s just [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It seems like every time I play Wii I get some sort of nostalgic feeling.  I had been playing the new Zelda game and beat it last week, but I have never played any other Zelda games, so I&#8217;m not sure why I kept thinking about back in the day.  Maybe it&#8217;s just a function of actually playing a video game console.  The last one I actually owned was a Sega.</p>
<p>I downloaded Super Mario Brothers 3 tonight, and the feeling of being a kid again down in Wurtz&#8217;s basement was palpable.  All I could think of was the days of switching from playing in the snow, to playing Nintendo, to playing with Legos.  I can&#8217;t wait to see what else I can get on the &#8220;Virtual Console&#8221;.  Maybe I&#8217;ll finally beat Super Pitfall or play a season as the Lions in Tecmo Super Bowl.  At the very least, some Excitebike is going to go down <img src='http://ethanjohn.org/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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		<title>it finally happened&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 05:23:55 +0000</pubDate>
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stupid woot.
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stupid <a href="http://www.woot.com">woot.</a></p>
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		<title>choices choices</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 07:40:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After the short trip home last weekend, I realized that I should be doing such things more often.  I&#8217;m pretty bad with keeping in touch with people, so it seems like the best, and most fun, thing to do is just show up at their doorstep.  Not literally of course, I do need [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After the short trip home last weekend, I realized that I should be doing such things more often.  I&#8217;m pretty bad with keeping in touch with people, so it seems like the best, and most fun, thing to do is just show up at their doorstep.  Not literally of course, I do need someone to pick me up at the airport.</p>
<p>I think that Minneapolis is next on the list.  Prices look decent.  The only downfall is the damn red-eye flights are the cheapest.  Don&#8217;t those airlines know how hard it is to sleep on a plane?  In coach?  Not that I would know if it is any easier to sleep somewhere else on a plane.  I think they frown upon laying out in the isles, and for what, the beverage cart?  Nothing jug of coffee can&#8217;t handle I guess.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m thinking just after my year review will be the best time.  Mid May.  I&#8217;ll be able to celebrate how poor I am and being old all in one glorious trip.  Thinking about my year review means that I&#8217;ve been out here for almost a year.  (Capitan obvious wrote that last line)  Thats just freakin&#8217; crazy.  A year ago today I was deciding that I needed to get on with my life.  Seems a little odd that just tonight I watched Two Roads to Baja, and about this time last year, I was googleing MillenWorks and finding clips from the DVD.  It makes you think about your perceptions of a place.  I thought it would be so cool to work on that FJ.  It got a little frustrating after a while&#8230;</p>
<p>6 comes mighty early on Monday mornings, off to sleep.</p>
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		<title>home.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Mar 2008 07:00:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t want to work this week.  
Well, thats a lie, I do.  Some of the stuff I&#8217;m working on could turn out to be pretty fun and interesting.  The unfortunate part about this fun and interesting work that is there is an awe full lot of it to be done.  [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t want to work this week.  </p>
<p>Well, thats a lie, I do.  Some of the stuff I&#8217;m working on could turn out to be pretty fun and interesting.  The unfortunate part about this fun and interesting work that is there is an awe full lot of it to be done.  I&#8217;ve got a feeling I&#8217;ll be working straight through to Thursday at 3.  One of the other EE&#8217;s is out all week on vacation, so there will be some filling in as well.  I heard something about a sunrise/sunset photo shoot.  That just sounds like a blast.  </p>
<p>I&#8217;m actually being serious and sarcastic at the same time.  Serious because, hell yeah, a photo shoot?  Sarcastic because, seriously, sunrise and sunset?  The sun rises around 7 and sets at about 7 too.  Tack on the being there before the sun rises and staying until after it sets, equates to a guaranteed 14 hour day, wohoo!  It&#8217;s possible I won&#8217;t be necessary though, and of course, these things have a tendency to change at the last minute.  We will see how it all pans out.  At least it will be a story to tell at home.  Of course, the well informed blog reader will have already asked about it before I get home, right mom?</p>
<p>I&#8217;m excited to come home.  It&#8217;s been far too long.  I only wish I could stay for more then just a weekend.</p>
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